I don't really celebrate Valentine's Day. I usually wear pink. (but maybe it's 'cuz it makes me look so perty. =P) But it certainly won't be the same this year since it falls in Lent. Seeing Valentine's Day merchandise at Target \tar-DJAY\ today didn't lift my mood about commercial America. However, i did buy one thing, nine dollars at that: a fluffy alligator. With a heart in its mouth. Because love is an alligator eating your heart. There was also a place mat with a picture of the alligator, and 'Love' in curly script. So that's it's name: LOVE, short for Larry Of Varying Excellence.
Wikipedia deleted my article about Ducky-Wucky. "Article about subject that does not assert significance." *sigh*