Friday, November 28, 2008

I am clearly masochistic

The obvious reasons:
  1. I signed up for NaNoWriMo. Again.
  2. I read Twilight and its sequels in their entirety. You can have at me later, but I must say I found them contrived, unappealing on several levels, and somewhat trite.
  3. I ate a Mary Jane.

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  1. YOU ATE A MARY JANE? GOOD GRACIOUS, WE MUST HAVE AN INTERVENTION.

    (Yes, I shouted all that. That's how perturbed I am.)

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  2. No fair! I want a Mary Jane!

    Also, subonses. Boy. These words just get more and more fun!

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  3. All right, missy. When I was your age, "Mary Jane" was marijuana. Whatcha been eating??

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  4. Ethan: I. Need. Help. I only had one.

    Anan:

    Mrs. G: It is a Mary Jane candy.
    INGREDIENTS; CORN SYRUP, DRY ROASTED PEANUTS, SUGAR, MOLASSES, PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE OIL [COTTONSEED, SOYBEEN], SOY LECITHIN, SALT, MONO & DIGLYCERIDES, HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE OIL [RAPESEED, COTTONSEED & SOYBEAN], GLYCERINE, NATURAL FLAVOR.

    That "NATURAL FLAVOR" there at the end means chopped up bits of — yes — the late Mary Jane.

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  5. Sounds kinda like a PayDay for cannibals. No chocolate, eh?

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  6. None.

    In retrospect, I think I'm more suicidal. Or tired. Mmm, hot chocolate.

    There's a can of cranberry sauce beside me that now contains only about a third of its original contents.

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  7. Mary Janes are death candy. D:

    but what Mrs G said made me laugh.

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