This is Maggie's ancient, mostly dead (but still slightly alive!) blog. Peruse the archives at your own risk; they contain more than a little teenage nonsense.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Contest!
Come up with the *best* opening line. OR
Come up with the *worst* opening line.
I'm the judge. I probably won't enter. Unless everything's pitiful. Entries should be original.
[EDIT: You could probably e-mail them to me. I think everybody who would enter has my e-mail address. If not, comment and I'll contact you somehow.]
In the land where hopefully someday something will go right a greatly scientific thing happened.
ReplyDeleteA pick-up opening line?
ReplyDeleteWhen is this contest over? Can we enter more than once?
ReplyDeleteAnother thing: The bad ones can be funny-bad.
ReplyDeleteAnan: ... If it works.
Rachel D:Enter as many lines as you want! And I encourage you to e-mail them, so people won't see it coming... like a ninja.