This is Maggie's ancient, mostly dead (but still slightly alive!) blog. Peruse the archives at your own risk; they contain more than a little teenage nonsense.
YOU ATE A MARY JANE? GOOD GRACIOUS, WE MUST HAVE AN INTERVENTION.(Yes, I shouted all that. That's how perturbed I am.)
No fair! I want a Mary Jane!Also, subonses. Boy. These words just get more and more fun!
All right, missy. When I was your age, "Mary Jane" was marijuana. Whatcha been eating??
Ethan: I. Need. Help. I only had one.Anan:Mrs. G: It is a Mary Jane candy.INGREDIENTS; CORN SYRUP, DRY ROASTED PEANUTS, SUGAR, MOLASSES, PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE OIL [COTTONSEED, SOYBEEN], SOY LECITHIN, SALT, MONO & DIGLYCERIDES, HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE OIL [RAPESEED, COTTONSEED & SOYBEAN], GLYCERINE, NATURAL FLAVOR.That "NATURAL FLAVOR" there at the end means chopped up bits of — yes — the late Mary Jane.
Sounds kinda like a PayDay for cannibals. No chocolate, eh?
None.In retrospect, I think I'm more suicidal. Or tired. Mmm, hot chocolate.There's a can of cranberry sauce beside me that now contains only about a third of its original contents.
Mary Janes are death candy. D:but what Mrs G said made me laugh.