I don't even want to call it a church!

We (my Mom's piano students, including me) did a recital not too long ago in a church of one of her students (two actually, but they're siblings), and it was terrible! They didn't even have an alter! *Mrs.* Piano-Prodigy's-Mother is the who gets on the *stage* on Sunday morning, and they have a guitarist, and a pianist (on a reeeeeeally nice piano), and a drummer… dfsghkjlksj;rqf bn yuck.