contrived to eat my
entire grilled-cheese sandwich because I was foolish enough to bend down to pick up a candy wrapper he had undoubtedly unearthed from the trash. Needless to say, I berated him with simple insults of "Bad dog!" and, as soon as I got a grip on his collar, put him into his cage without so much as a kind pat. And then I made another sandwich.
Why were you eating grilled cheese at 3 a.m.?
ReplyDeleteBecause she's not as fond of PB&Js.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Nathaniel.
ReplyDeleteEnvies Wordsworth his sandwich.
ReplyDeleteAin't 'e seet?
ReplyDeleteI'm usually in bed until some time around 6-9:00.
ReplyDeleteI envy your self discipline or whatever you like to call it.
and, yes, Wordsworth, IS a sweet dog, but very naughty, too.
Sometimes.
Sort of.
Not quite.
Maybe.
I give up- I just don't now anymore!
;^)
P.S- Oh, and yeah, yeah, I decided to be lazy and just say I'm Monica the Blogger, even though I don't have a REAL quote- on -quote blog.