Wheel, here it is:
When i'm sixteen my Mom will introduce me to one or more guys, hinting that they're nice boy(s), etc.
I marry one, after college.
We live on a farm (or at least in the country) in Indiana, Montana, Nebraska, Texas, or Germany (or otherwise i suppose), depending on my hubby's job with our at least five homeschooled PICCL children, while i teach piano lessons in our home and be a church organist.
I let my hair go gray/white/silver naturally.
Sometime during this, i take over the world. You will not know when.
It may vary slightly.