Apparently when one takes Music Theory I, one must also take Sight Singing & Ear Training I in the same semester. I'm signed up now (for 8:00–9:20 on Tuesday mornings, ugh), and have three weeks of homework to do and one week to complete it.
And most of it has to be done on a computer in the piano lab at Bethel.
Thank you, adviser, for not telling me about this class when I registered for my other classes. This is really just making my semester.
Okay, I'm going to go practice my solfege and be less sarcastic now. Maybe someday I'll blog again, and it will mean something.