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Dun dun du-dun, dundun dun dundun dun dun.....
*Gets out bagpipes*
*bob steals bagpipes from beginer, whines funeral march
*Steals bagpipes from annoying whiny Bob, pushes Bob off a cliff, and plays proudly and mourns for slinky*
*Bob pulls a Sherlock Holmes, climbs back up cliff in cheap ending from next book, grabs pipes from Stupid who made them sound like a duck being skinned, flays skin from Stupid, dresses in full Scottish regailia, plays pipes in beautiful, heart-sting plucking way that brings tears to all slinky mourners present at cliff, kicks Stupid's flesh off of cliff, it dies as does all of Stupid's being, Bob plays long and hard, sending those present into full-fledged sobbs for poor slinky, screams, wails, cries, gives speach, mourns for slinky. poor slinky.
*Ethan pulls a Superman, comes back as android, pushes idiot Bob (who doesn't realize his bagpipe playing is what makes people cry) inot a rift in the SpaceTime Continuum, plays softly**Comforts Emily**Mourns for slinky*
I can't oblige. I could play a wedding march though....Know of any slinkies getting married?
*Bob gets Dr Phill, makes him babbel his useles mumbles at Stupid.**while Stupid is occupied with "dawkter feeyawly" Bob leaps out of the space time continuem just in time, makes Stupid assassinateable kills Stupid utterly and forever, personaly comforts all mourners, plays bagpipes like Steve Saint, makes even dead, tearless slinky cry from the sheer beauty of it, makes sure Stupid is dead once more and will not return again in any way, shape or form, then goes off to comfort slinky mourners again.*stupid Stupid, who is dead, DED, D-E-A-D, never to return. dead.
1. Ethan doesn't know who Stupid is.2. No one except for Aaron and Agent Delta can return from the Space-Time Continuum. Sorry.3. That makes all the things that Bob supposedly did LIES. All LIES.4. I think we have mourned slinky long enough. It is unfortunate, but we must get on with our lives.Poor slinky. Galileo!
did you people hear that! he thinks we shoul simply forget slinky! why not dance on his grave while you're at it! the memory of one of those annoying things that hangs around your room forever is not something ot be taken lightly. you sick person. and bob never returned, you threw his double from magic show and Bob lives!oh, and one more thing, YOU, are Stupid (enter dramatic, revealing music from Bob's bagpipes, which he plays better than the Ugly One.)Galileo!
We have already established that Bob is a liar, and therefore everything Bob said in the previous post is a lie.
What? We've been mornign over a slinky that was IN A BLOODY COMA?I am annoyed and disilusioned.
Hey! Maybe the slinky can get married after all and i can still play a wedding march!I don't know of any good slinkies to introduce to yours Maggie.BUt if i do i'll bring it over
my slinky's a little anti-social, just hangs around in his box under my bed, but maybe he could be coxed out for a wedding. (wedding, I love weddings! drinks all around!)and one more thing, next time you think the slinky may not be dead, stab him a few times so we wont kill Ethan for no reson and comfort false mourners! humbug!Galileo!
But why's the rum gone!?!?!*pretends she knew the slinky was only a coma*
Why's the rum always gone?Oh, that's why.*remembers Emily sobbing, doesn't beleive her* :-PBob's slinky is not a suitable, well, anything. It bites people and it's not housebroken. DOn't even think about it.
Don't worry, my slinky is already taken. It's a long distance relationship, and m (not The Em) will have a bit more time to practice her wedding march.
Glad i have more time to practice my wedding march. Maybe i can graduate from playing it on the piano to the organ. Your slinky doesn't happen to have an engagement ring, does it?
*Stefan cries* He hates bag-pipes! *pokes hole in bag* Ha!
*Bob serenades stefan with pipes, angry at unappreciation*
How could you be angry at a cute wittle baby like Stefan (Paul David)?
because everyone should love pipes, and if they don't then they should learn
Well he cries at almost everything so maybe I miss-interpreted what he was trying to tell me. He could have liked them after all.
hey, kind of like Bob's brother! maybe he doesn't deserve quarentine after all.
Most likely not.