Spammers are idiots.

Well, they did confuse me with the subject line; I thought it was something else.

Nope, it was idiocy.

Concerned,
The united nations development program (UNDP), in conjunction with the society for family health (SFH) and the European Union (EU), is giving out a yearly donation of US$1,000,000.00 (One million united states dollars) as a specific Donation/Grants to 5 Lucky international recipients worldwide, this is to assist against terrorism Note: All beneficiaries email addresses were selected randomly from over 100,000 internet websites, mini mart shops cash invoice around your area in which you might have purchased something from. Be Informed that no ticket were sold, you are required to fill the form below and email it to the office of our Executive Secretary with the below contact for qualification documentation and processing of your claims. You are to contact the EXECUTIVE SECRETARY with your Qualification numbers (N-222-6747,E-900-56).
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FUNDS RELEASED AND VERIFICATION FORM
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1.FULL NAME ............................
2.CONTACT ADDRESS:... .........
3.CITY/STATE:......................
4.COUNTRY OF ORIGIN:..................
5.PRESENT COUNTRY:..............
6. MARITAL STATUS :............
7.NATIONALITY.............
8.SEX...........
9. AGE /DATE OF BIRTH: .............
10.TEL/FAX NR:.................
11.OCCUPATION :.....................
12. WINNING EMAIL ID:..............
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CONTACT PERSON,
EXECUTIVE SECRETARY: Mrs Emmanuella Dickson
E-MAIL ADDRESS: mrselladickson_undp01@yahoo.com.hk
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Respectfully
Mr. Ban Ki-moon
UN Secretary General
NOTE: SEND RESPONSE TO (mrselladickson_undp01@yahoo.com.hk)

I didn't even read past the part about giving me a million dollars to stop terrorism. Yeah.

Also I'm doublechecking any subject line in the future. Spammers may be idiots, but they're getting smarter.

P. S. Also the grammar isn't even correct. Ha ha ha.