Yet another title. Scroll down for info on book. Please.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Grand Duchess Maggie the Scattered of Ofsted in the Bucket Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Me again again

Megarrific Animatronic Googling Sith Plus Linguistic Aggrevator of Toothless-animals = Magsplat (mwa)! According to 'Smeg' on the forums.

Don't forget to order your copy of "Bob Dies: A Series Of Fortunate Events" today!!

Advancement

My nearly-four-month-old neice sat up all on her own! Isn't that wonderfuzz?? She's so smrt…

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Bob Dies: A Series Of Fortunate Events

It's done! It's even stapled. So anybody who wants a copy… that's $1.50 for materials and work and shipping/handling etc., $2.00 for signed editions. If you want one… you should have some way to contact me. If you don't, you're probably a stalker of some sort, go away. Or comment.

To Maria and Ethan and Bob: Y'all each get free signed editions. If you want them, which i hope you do. Ethan and Bob… e-mail me your address, please. I'll mail your copies to you.

My wunderschön self

Yeah, lol.

••Killer of peeps
•Reader of Books
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•Backwards Walker of Beaches
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•Annoyer of some
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•Swimmer of Water
••Laugher of Laughs
•Sither of Siths
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•Homeschooled Ultra-PICCL MHer
••Nut

New year

Midnight wasn't nearly as exciting as i expected it to be... but i thought i should write a post.

What did y'all do? I came into 2007 writing. In 'Bob dies' (see previous post). Kk, i'm tired, i'm a-goin' to bed. Night y'all!

AlphaBetaGamma... oops, too far

That is the root of the word 'alphabet', you know. Alpha Beta. A and B in the Greek alphabet. But now to the interesting part--

Alphabet books are uncreative. “A is for apple, B is for book, C is for….K is for kite…..S is for snake….X is for xelophone, Y is for Yoyo, Z is for the ever so predictable Zebra. So, folks, here is the New and Improved Alphabet

A—Anaconda Angling through the Amazon

B—Big Brass Bassoon with a Big Bronze Bell

C—Cocoanut Covered Creamy Candies Coated in Chocolate (Say it three times fast!)

D—Dumb Dormouse Dashing up to a Dirty Dog

E---Elk and Emu are Endangered Animals [this is to Educate people]

F---Fungi growing by Fronds and Fuchsia

G—Great Gila Monster Grinning

H- Half a Hundred Hairy Hyenas Having a Hunger Strike

I. Ill-mannered Iguana In an Incubator

J—Jackalope Jumping on June 31^st Just because it’s Jackalope Hunting Day

K—Kookaburra cackling crazily

L—Leaping Lemurs by a Lighthouse (no matter how improbable)

M—Mushrooms Making Mulch

O—Olives and Okra

P—Poison People

Q—a Queue of Quails

R—A Rattlesnake Rolling by in a Rolls-Royce

S—Santa Singing Christmas Songs

T—Tapir Tramping through the Tropics

U—Ukalele in the Ukraine

V—a Velocipede in the Veranda

W—Wild Walruses and Wallabies and Warthogs are all Warm blooded

X---Xylem in Plants Carrying Water

Y—Yosemite Park where the Youthful Yokels from the Yukon Yak while eating Yorkshire pudding

Z—Zebu playing a Zither in a Zoological garden in Zion

Now, is that not the most interesting alphabet? Plus, any child who reads this will build vocabulary!

This has been the Eccentric M.T. (Maria Times)(yes, that means Maria wrote this whole thing) Email us if you have a good psychiatrist to recommend.

--By Maria

I thought of writing another, but that would breach the copyright thingiebobbers... yeah. Oh, and i'm almost finished with my story, "Bob dies: A Series of Fortunate Events" *hopes M isn't scandelized* *also hopes that's speled correctly* *oh, who cares* *about the speling*