… Dies: A Series Of Fortunate Events

The price just went up, so in person it's $2.00, $2.50 for signed editions. You can order one to be mailed, but it costs another 50 cents. For shipping and handling. It's possible to do this through conferences.

And the reason the title says '…' instead of 'Bob' is……………
I'm introducing you to the fact that i'm writing more! Yes, now that Bob's died, i'm killing Paul. Yes, i've actually started. Next, Ethan. Then Nick (at my church), Erik (Anan's oldest younger brother), Aaron, Nat. This list is subject to change. Whatever happens, i want Nat to be last. 'Cause. Any comments/suggestions?

I don't even want to call it a church!

We (my Mom's piano students, including me) did a recital not too long ago in a church of one of her students (two actually, but they're siblings), and it was terrible! They didn't even have an alter! *Mrs.* Piano-Prodigy's-Mother is the who gets on the *stage* on Sunday morning, and they have a guitarist, and a pianist (on a reeeeeeally nice piano), and a drummer… dfsghkjlksj;rqf bn yuck.

My two minds

It seems (as the title suggests) that i am often of (at least) two minds. Usually, the one mind is going and being the immature clueless annoying young'un while the other one is foreseeing these dumb things, shaking her head, and rolling her eyes. I wish she would come out more often. Hey, it's late. Woah. Ooh - yeah. go look at Bob dieing, it's in the archives somewhere. And this is great. A little old, but at least i put it up at all. I hope it works on the slower computers. Oops. I should've gone to a new paragraph. Oh whatever. ER. erererererer er er erer er goodnight.

Happy day after Nick's birthday!

Yeah, have a good one! I probably should've done this yesterday. Oops. Oh well. And happy day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after my birthday. I think. No, i didn't type all of those. I should probably delete that sentance. It's just annoying. That's over six months' worth of days, by the way. But i did post on or close to on my birthday. Just hop down to the archives and look. Yeah right. Probably not. Like i should probably delete that sentance. I just might not. And happy day after International Tiara Day, if you're still reading. I hope you're not, you poor thing.

That name of mine!

I'm making a list of all (or most) of my names/titles. Because i'm bored. I think i might need help. Do you like the new template settings or whatever? I do.

:

1. Margaret
2. Maggie
3. Margaret Ann
4. Magpie
5. Meg
6. Maggie-Margaret-Ann-Magpie-Meg-[last name here]
7. Magnet
8. Magrat
9. Magsplat
10. Dat One Splatted Mag
11. The Marvelous Magical Magnetic Maggie
12. Queen Maggie
13. Slave
14. Tante Maggie
15. Huggable Margaret
16. Most-Knowing-Maggie
17. Maggers
18. Monkey
19. Muggie
20. Mongie
21. Grand Duchess Maggie the Scattered of Ofsted in the Bucket
22. Mags the Wog
23. Smarck the Wog
24. don't Smarck the Wog
25. Anna [my last name] Poirot ('cause nobody can pronounce them correctly)
26. AnnaMaggie
27. Benjamin(he's five)'s ex-girlfriend (or so he claims; it used to be without the prefix)
28. Smiley Admirer
29. AOB mocker
30. Gryta Jane Magdalene E.
31. Mr. Peanut the RADICAL
32. Leper
33. Surgeon
34. Your Female Siblingal Unit in CHRIST
35. Proud MHer
36. Peep Killer
37. Homeschooled Lutheran
38. Spaghetti Sister
39. Pokey of The Peach Slaves
40. Oh Twisted One
41. CrazyVogelHaver
42. E-vile Sith
43. Chicken
44. Holly
45. String Bean
46. Lezah
47. Stunlezah
48. Not Matthew
49. Snow Princesse
50. Egyptian Doughnut Owl
51. CrazyArmadillo
52. Gazelle
53. Edna
54. Ida
55. Chicken Caprice
56. Shiny One
57. Ethel
58. Baggy
59. Mage Rin
60. Mackie
61. Maggie-Mag
    

Not all of these i remembered on my own. Credit goes to Anna, M, and M's sister.

What my name means! … again…

What Dat One Splatted Mag Means

D is for Distinguished A is for Athletic T is for Thoughtful O is for Outrageous N is for Neat E is for Excellent S is for Scary P is for Posh L is for Loud A is for Altruistic T is for Terrific T is for Troubling E is for Energetic D is for Deep M is for Musical A is for Adventurous G is for Gigantic

What Does Your Name Mean?

Remember… Bob Dies. Go check it out.

Groundhog Day

… seems totally pointless. Unless you're talking about the movie, that was kinda funny. Oh, phooey, i was going to go into a whole long totally pointless thing like i did on the forums, but now it just isn't coming. Well, i tried. Sort of. Hey, lowercase g's look really weird. ggggggggggggggg a gargantuan group of giggly girls is kinda annoying sometimes, especially when you have a headache or a little baby (or a big one) or a need to practice piano or organ or violin or viola or cello or bass or guitar or flute or piccolo or recorder or lute or trumpet or drums or basoon or baboon or ape or monkey or chimpanzee or chihuahua or Taco Bell or Pachelbell's Chanon on the violin for your sister's wedding June before last… hey, that was a while ago. They're coming to visit, did you know that? Nick and Naomi and Snita. Next Wednesday to the Sunday after that. Wow, 'ago' looks a lot like 'ego.' *pokepoke* Is that joke getting old? It probably is, that's sad. Am i getting old? *ish shocked* I suppose i must be, if that joke is and i'm a whole ton (not just half of a ton) older than it… Mom's making chilli and i'm chilly. Ha. Ha. Ha. That was a joke. ggg



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